Pay a flat fee and get your equipment serviced for a year.
Submitted by Below Average.
BONUS YOUR MOM META-JOKE!
Your mom is like one of our blog’s staff members: reuses figures due to receiving a low salary.
Original post here.
Posts Tagged ‘lab equipment’
Your mom is like an aspirator
In Science on June 18, 2013 at 7:45 am
Ready to suck liquids.
Figure by Below Average. Punchline from staff brainstorming.
Your mom is like a broken gelbox
In Science on May 31, 2013 at 9:31 am
Has no potential.
Submitted by Below Average.
Your mom is like voltage
In Science on May 25, 2013 at 9:23 am
Not current.
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Your mom is like old glassware
In Science on May 8, 2013 at 9:26 am
Crusty; broken.
Figure by Below Average. Punchline from staff brainstorming.
Your mom is like the anaerobic chamber
In Science on May 7, 2013 at 9:40 am
Gassy; everyone puts their hands inside.
Figure by Below Average. Punchline from staff brainstorming.
Your mom is like the lab walk-in refrigerator
In Science on April 27, 2013 at 11:51 am
Large and cold; makes a lot of noise when heated up.
Submitted by Below Average.
One of an occasional series on lab layout.
Your mom is like a Western blot blocking agent
In Science on April 14, 2013 at 10:31 am
Your mom is like an HPLC column
In Science on March 13, 2013 at 10:05 am
Everyone’s injected some samples; not cleaned often enough.
Submitted by Below Average.
(Part 2 of 2. Part 1 here.)
Your mom is like science? 