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Your mom is like electrons at the synchrotron

In Uncategorized on August 26, 2015 at 12:22 pm

synchrotron

She gets around.

Submitted by catscience

Oh dip! We’ve got a new submitter! Catscience has submitted quite a few zingers, and I’ll post one a day.

Your mom is like a vendor maintenance contract

In Science on June 21, 2013 at 8:28 am

equipment-repairs

Pay a flat fee and get your equipment serviced for a year.

Submitted by Below Average.

BONUS YOUR MOM META-JOKE!

Your mom is like one of our blog’s staff members: reuses figures due to receiving a low salary.

Original post here.

Your mom is like the magnitude of an average sample

In Science on June 20, 2013 at 8:47 am

histogram-mean

Mean.

Submitted by Below Average.

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