She gets around.
Submitted by catscience
Oh dip! We’ve got a new submitter! Catscience has submitted quite a few zingers, and I’ll post one a day.
Your mom is like a vendor maintenance contract
In Science on June 21, 2013 at 8:28 am
Pay a flat fee and get your equipment serviced for a year.
Submitted by Below Average.
BONUS YOUR MOM META-JOKE!
Your mom is like one of our blog’s staff members: reuses figures due to receiving a low salary.
Original post here.
Your mom is like the magnitude of an average sample
In Science on June 20, 2013 at 8:47 am
Mean.
Submitted by Below Average.
Your mom is like science? 